All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dan Clifford: Oh lock up your grand-dads - the black widow's in town!
Holby City
Detective Inspector Derek Grim: You nick 'em, you lock 'em up and you throw away the door!
"The Thin Blue Line"
Gaby Fernandez: By the time I get out of jail, I'll be old and mean and have long hairs growing out of my nose!
Ghostwriter
Capt. Michael Gallant: Better get used to it. Wasting time is what they do in jail and jail is where you're going.
Captain Gallant of the Foreign Legion
Egon: You're wasting valuable time. He's drawing strength from a psychomagnotheric slime flow that's been collecting under the city.
Ghostbusters II
Dr. Camille Saroyan: When it comes to bugs, slime, crud, and compost, you're the man.
Bones
..and that's you too dr H....
Gene Gauge: I guess you boys never traveled through these rocks before. Don't it bother you nothing grows, no bugs in it, nothing crawling on the bottom? Not even any animal tracks leadin' in here. Yessir, you boys sure need educatin', like, ah, if there's no slime, no bugs or mud in the waterhole, that might mean it's not too hospitable to living things.
Cimarron Strip
"Earth changed in the black sky. It caught fire. Part of it seemed to come apart in a million pieces, as if a gigantic jigsaw had exploded. It burned with an unholy dripping glare for a minute, three times normal size, then dwindled.
"What was that?" Sam looked at the green fire in the sky. "Earth," said Elma, holding her hands together."
Bradbury's The Martian Chronicles
ALF: Putting humans in charge of the earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct.
ALF
"For we humans do, when the cause is sufficient, spend our own lives. We throw ourselves onto the grenade to save our buddies in the foxhole. We rise out of the trenches and charge the enemy and die like maggots under a blowtorch. We strap bombs on our bodies and blow ourselves up in the midst of our enemies. We are, when the cause is sufficient, insane. "
O Card's Ender's Game