All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Chief Wiggum: All right, Simpson. You just bought yourself a 417, pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 413? No, a 413 is a dog, and... um... you're in trouble, pal.
The Simpsons
Chief Wiggum: Put out an A.P.B. on a donut, believed sprinkled.
The Simpsons: Cartoon Studio
Police Chief Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, oh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
The Simpsons
Cosmo: Don't forget the rabies! Everything tastes better with rabies!
The Fairly OddParents
Leela: Is it the secret ingredient?
Futurama: Fry and the Slurm Factory
hobglobin on Mar 18 2009, 05:45 PM said:
Futurama: Fry and the Slurm Factory
Blair Waldorf: Hmmm, caffein, nicotin, ketamin, JGP, PCP, LSD, juraidasepam? Floreaisepam? All the pams really, you know, I don't discriminate.
Gossip Girl

Eddie: Well, just furnish us with the appropriate drugs and then leave the room please.
Absolutely Fabulous
Jesse: Yo dude! You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion, and it's a drug free zone. You understand? Now I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks!
The Mighty Ducks
Captain Planet: Lucky for you, I don't play your games, Skumm. But according to my house rules, dealer always loses.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers
Roz: Tell me something, do I have the word "loser" tatooed across my forehead?
Frasier