All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Catherine Wolff: Now, you'll have to get some clothes and a toothbrush.
The Man Who Wouldn't Die
Lois Lane: Glad to see we've moved beyond the clothing-optional stage of our relationship.
Smallville
Chuck Bartowski: Wow. I'm, uh, in my underwear. I'm sitting in my underwear holding a plastic guitar. There's a very good chance I'm making a complete fool of myself, isn't there?
Chuck
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Full Metal Jacket
Jack: Nice try. Eh, we never had any cookiejars in my home because my mother never baked a silly cookies 'cause she never felt we deserved any cookies so obviously it has nothing to do with my childhood.
30 Rock
Cook: They all come to the Cookie Monster in the end.
Skins
Camille: You sound like a fortune cookie.
Heroes
Phoebe: Watch, learn and don't eat my cookie.
Friends
Dr. Robert Chase: You're not my boss.
House MD
Ford: Maybe you should pay more attention to the pecking order around here, huh?
Tales from the Crypt