All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Aeon: Blink once, you're dead. Blink twice, you're buried. Understand? Now unpack yourself.

Aeon Flux

Dr. Rudy Wells: Get me 10 cc's of Dexathol. After I've injected it into him, he'll follow your instructions to the letter.

The Six Million Dollar Man

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.

Trainspotting

hobglobin on Mar 30 2009, 09:45 AM said:

'Its like that time my best friend Ritchie swore he wasnt taking drugs, then the next week he sold me my moms VCR. Then I found out he was taking drugs!'

Fry Futurama

Rimmer: And in accordance with Space Corps directive 312, you'll find in the storage cupboard over there a chess set with thirty-one missing pieces, a knitting magazine with a pull-out special on crocheted hats, a puzzle magazine with all the crosswords completed and a video of the excellent cinematic treat, "Wall-papering, Painting, and Stippling - a DIY guide".

Red Dwarf

Mark: Okay. Uh, well, I work at this all-night mini-mart, and, um, I've been watching myself on the video camera, and the camera-me is doing things I don't approve of.

Frasier

Sonny: That's all they're interested in - it's a freak show to them.

Dog Day Afternoon

"By the way, La Scarletina del Mutango isn't about a mustang that comes down with a fever, but a midget prostitute who falls in love with a man who was born (thanks to some genetically engineered mutation) with the uncanny ability to perform Spanish-American dances. "


The Futurological Congress by S Lem

Jubel Early: You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Firefly

Homer Simpson: Yeah, and I'm a size four.

The Simpsons