All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sam McCloud: You see, nothin', nothin' will get as lonesome as a New Mexico beaver.
McCloud
Reverend Mother: How does it feel to be the last man on Earth?
Phoenix the Warrior
Vesper Abaddon: Our lives... not much different. Though I somehow make do, without self-pity.
Kings
Nurse Chapel: You know, self-pity's a terrible first course. Why don't you try the soup instead?
Star Trek
Courtney: I mean, food's cool and all. It tastes good and you need it to live, but the mere act of eating involves thoughts of digestion, flatulation, defecation, even, shall we say, complexion defection.
Jawbreaker
Stan Gable: What're you talking about? I've always had a perfect complexion.
Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love
Ash: Hey - nice complexion - for a freak!
Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick
Cassandra: That piece of skin was from the front of my body. This piece is the back.
Doctor Who
Phillip: You really have great skin. You probably stay away from the sun.
3rd Rock from the Sun
Master Shake: <crashes through the window, bright flaming red all over> DAMMIT, who took my sunblock? SPF 60, for FAIR SKIN?
Aqua Teen Hunger Force