All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Cordelia: Nothing a couple of Band-Aids and a pint of Heath Bar Crunch can't fix.
Angel
Sonny: You hungry? There's a little food in the ice box.
The Godfather
Sara Sidle: Mmm. Junk food and radiation. Good combo.
CSI
Dr. Gregory House: Infectious or environmental... all we have to do is check out parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi, prions, radiation, toxins, chemicals, or it's Internet porn related. I'll check the Internet, you guys get the rest of the stuff.
House MD
Joe Tyler: My job sucks. It's got no benefits and no future.
Serving Sara
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Detective Andy Bellefleur: We are going to get through this so long as we act like everything is perfectly normal.
True Flood
Cal Lightman: Are you saying I'm not normal?
Lie To Me
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Franklin Gibbs: You said it yourself.
Twilight Zone
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't change the subject with your big words, McNerd.
NCIS
Guardian: We seem to be working at cross purposes. I will relieve you of your belongings until you learn.
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