All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Eric Foreman:
House M.D.
or do you deserve a gig in"Canadian Idol: The Search for a Superstar"? 
Janet: Ah, you poor, poor thing. How's my little baby feeling now, huh?
My Hero
oh, I'll win hands down but I need to give the chance to the others....I'll just be the Bioforum Idol 
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Jessica Rabbit: I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk... so he wouldn't get hurt.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
ah so you prefer the nerd-stage and audience...but the payment is of course zero then 
Hank Lawson: <thoughtful> Okay, I need a bottle of Vodka, a charp knife, a pen, a sandwich bag, and some duct tape.
Royal Pains
but money is not everything sweetie....just a bar or two of gold is enough.......
Chuck Bartowski: Those seven years of MacGyver finally paid off.
Chuck
not everything but almost everything you know the gold stock price... ...and you have our adoration or is it worship? (perhaps in some here 
)..that should be enough...
Chauncey: <referring to his vintage pickup truck> MacGyver man, don't tell me this piece of junk is yours!
MacGyver
but I wouldn't settle for anything less than gold- casey's best friend...
and oh, adoration- I like that word tho it's almost blasphemous...so you better give me a perfect score or else 
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MacGyver: I think it's kind of a flashy way of telling people you're rich.
MacGyver
Pure gold for the pure materialist or what? and I'm the critical admirer...
Jerrod Cooper: What do you know about a little bling-bling?
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
critical admirer...ppfftt..what kind of title is that? I demand no less than an unconditional admiration....
Billy Carson: Yeah, whadja do? Make a strike of fool's gold?
Outlaws of the Plains
ppfftt...even if, I'd never admit it...
Swordsman: How about some entertainment in exchange for... a gold piece?
Avatar: The Last Airbender
...but you just did.....how sweet....