All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Pierce Hawthorne: Culturally it's unacceptable, but it's theatrical dynamite.
Community
many but not you? not even the model cars of your siblings? 
The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder
The Dark Knight
but I am a law-abiding citizen...I can't torch my brothers' cars...although they're almost begging me to...
Dr. Gregory House: Perfect. Now, no matter what I say, you'll agree with me, okay?
House
I said model cars, i.e. as children...that's just revenge or challenging them... 
and if they beg for it...are you inhibited?
Derek Morgan: Only in your dreams, Garcia.
Criminal Minds
I was thinking more of the cars they have now....begging to be torched.... and I was also the most law-abiding child ever born so no torching of model cars.....
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Stan Harris: You love the fight you can't win. You already had me. I mean, even then I knew I wasn't a challenge.
Brothers & Sisters
ok, that would be the adult version and just do it... you can prepare it as accident...
Sweet Pea: You can deny angels exist, Convince ourselves they can't be real. But they show up anyway, at strange places and at strange times. They can speak through any character we can imagine. They'll shout through demons if they have to. Daring us, challenging us to fight.
Sucker Punch
and you're inciting me to break the law....bad doctor 
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The Girl: We believe what we want to believe.
Season of the Witch
your siblings won't sue you...right?
Jimmy: Those who believe in me shall be free.
Dexter
nope, but they will put spiders in my bed....or bubblegum in my hair.......
Dr. Gonzo: That's, argh! Argh! That's argh! Argh! That's argh!
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
opps, they're still kids...or are they only treating you as a kid...
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: See? Lousy gibberish!
Futurama
nope, they just never grew up.....like you...