All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
All the ugly borgs: Resistance is futile.
Star Trek movies and serials
Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: None whatsoever. I never give up when I'm right. Your only option is surrender.
Babylon 5
Jack Bristow: Get in now... you can be stubborn later.
Alias
Rose: I'm not going anywhere! Get me out of this thing. Get me out!
Doctor Who
Sam Bell: Listen, why don't you relax. Why don't you take a pill, bake a cake, go read the encyclopedia.
Moon
IMDB has a problem here...
Tracy Jordan: I can't read!
30 Rock
...nope...it just got a bit more complicated....
Constable: That's what I like about you, Tevye. You're always joking.
Fiddler on the Roof
nope I don't like that...
Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.
Die Another Day
you don't like what? Is this a guessing game?
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
George Bernard Shaw
my IMDB is not working anymore, that's what I meant...
Fiction is the truth inside the lie.
-Stephen King
of course it is...even I the techidiot figured it out......