All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jack Tyndall: That's what I thought. Well, I'll get somethin' done about it if I have to take the law in my own hands!
Destry Rides Again
sure we are and it's time for you to realise it...you're not the law 
Teresa Lisbon: There's no upside to taking the law into your own hands. Revenge truly doesn't work.
The Mentalist
Patrick Jane: Well, frankly, if I can't use this job to seek some kind of personal revenge, then uh, there's no a whole lot for me here. I think that - I don't make things better. I - I can't bring dead people back to life. What good do we do? We drive around California visiting unhappy people.
The Mentalist
maybe of your own small world (though even that might be an illusion), but definitely not of me...
Izzy: You know my life's to full to bother with petty revenge.
Neighbors
are you sure? 
...I have a document which says I am.....
...
Bud Bundy: Nope. I'm after revenge. Sweet, pure, uncut revenge.
married with children
surely a fake document
James Bond: I don't think the dead care about vengeance.
Quantum of Solace
but it's got one of Spidey's legs glued near your signature for authentication.......
Dean Winchester: But right now we got a freaking zombie running around, we need to figure out how to kill it.
Supernatural
but I still count eight legs at spidey...I guess you have one seven-legged one now running around in your home...it will be quite annoyed and bitchy...take care...
Lt Col Cameron Mitchell: Oh boy, here I was trying to have a nuke-free career.
Stargate SG1
pfftt...you keep forgetting that my place is not only a nuke but also a bug-free zone...and of course, don't you know that Spidey can regenerate its legs- thanks to its starfish genes...some entomologist you are, darling...
Col. Steve Austin: Hey now, wait a minute, Oscar, what you're about to do, that's like hitting a butterfly with a sledgehammer.
The Six Million Dollar Man
no place is bug-free, you just have to look more carefully, perhaps the spider just lowers itself on your head hanging at it thread ..and you breed genetically modified spiders, you wanna-be arachnologist?
Peter Griffin: Don't worry babe. I'll be gentle.
Family Guy
blablablabla....I don't wanna hear more......ignorance is bliss....plus I have a pepper spray...