All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Paige Matthews: That explains how the demon knew that a witch had died last night... he watched it on TV. Pretty sick.
Charmed
excuses, excuses, you attract them and then won't let them free again....time for the animal welfare officers....
Sam Winchester: Hey, what can I say, its riveting TV.
Supernatural
well, let them come...I've got no animal skeletons in my closet...or walking around....
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Sheriff Bud Dearborne: Nah. I've seen worse. There was a murder about 6 years ago, lady snapped, blew her husband's head off while he was watching the game. Big chunks of brain all over the TV.
True Brood
no skeletons but skins, fur and leather everywhere...that's enough 
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: So what went wrong?
Star Trek: TNG
well, it's called "recycling"...maximising their use....
Avery Jessup: Oh-oh. Crazy hormonal mood swing.
30 Rock
or perverting an usually good concept....
The Doctor: Sometimes I think everyone on this ship has been possessed by alien hormones.
Star Trek: Voyager
ppfftt...just "recycling" a good old good concept......
Tess Mercer: So let me get this straight. Lois finds a necklace, gets possessed by an Egyptian Goddess, and now is flying around like Amelia Earhart, minus the plane.
Smallville
let's wait until someone will recycle you then...mummy in museum or fuel for crematory?
Oliver Queen: You sure about that, Clark? The winged warrior here threw me through a window.
ppfftt....how morbid....but well, I prefer to be the most beautiful mummy ever....
Professor McGonagall: Inside every girl is a swan, waiting to burst out in flight.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
to attract tomb raiders?
Rose Tyler: Hold on a minute! You can't just go swanning off!
Doctor Who
like you, I guess.......but I'd be booby-trapped all around.......