All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Larry Appleton: Why learn something the easy way, when you can learn it the hard way?
Perfect Strangers
Emily Nugent: Oh - can I have lessons?
Coronation Street
Kai Winn: You need a lesson in humility. I'm going to see that you get it.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Robin: I know humility's really important, right, but was I truly brilliant or what?
Maid Marian and Her Merry Men
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
The Simpsons
Big Z: Well, what do you know? Me, too! Come on, loser, let's head to shore...
Surf's Up
Reed Richards: Your encounter with the Surfer has affected your molecules. They're... in a constant state of flux.
4: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Eddie: Well, darling, just try to be little bit less Western in your thinking, if you can, please. I mean, you realize, of course, that in Zen terms everything in the universe is just molecules, don't you? Ying and yong, ping and pong... Mmm? You know that, darling? These are my molecules and that's your little clump of molecules over there, sweetie. I mean, in real terms, there's no difference between me and the coffee, me and the table, me and a tree, me and Madonna, for God's sake!
Absolutely Fabulous
don't you agree, darling?....
Mikey Carver: Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it, molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact eating.
The Ice Storm
(I agree darling, even if it's scatological )
Calvin: Poison gas. Invisible.
Blast from the Past
------or better---------------
Billy Madison: OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go.
Billy Madison
