All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Frank Jones: Before you set the wedding date, I wanted to meet your parents... because frankly, Funkyerdoder, I don't know much about you.
Date Movie
Angel: You may not know this, Fred, but certain friends and coworkers have been known to accuse me of being the quiet, stay at home, sulky one.
Angel
parents, eh? ....you've to wear the red tuque then....
Crow: Clowns. Terrifying in any country.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
related to certain friends and coworkers...
Lilian: Oh, yeah! Bump them off!
The Smoking Room
Michael: Well, do it your way, I'm just here to have fun.
Arrested Development
Michael Kelso: You know what? All this talk about havin' fun makes me wanna have fun. Hey. Let's throw stuff at other stuff.
That '70s Show
Tim: Does sneaking out and breaking windows ring a bell to you?
Home Improvement
Jessica Hamby: Hey, I know and I'm sorry. But I swear it was like it wasn't even me doing it. It must be all those new vampire impulse control issues.
True Blood
George Lopez: That's cause you were drunk and had the spins.
George Lopez
Tantor: It wasn't me, I swear.
Tarzan