All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dick Solomon: 'Romeo & Juliet' is a Shakespearian tragedy, it has nothing to do with a horny teenager and his girlfriend!
3rd Rock from the Sun
Dawson: Like all great romantics, Shakespeare realized love was a lot more likely to end with a bunch of dead Danish people than with a kiss.
Dawson's Creek
...
Gwen Bentley: Juliet was only fourteen when she fell in love with Romeo.
As Long as They're Happy
Abe Simpson: I fell in love with the OLDEST woman. A hundred and twenty-four years old, she was. Here's a picture of her delivering Eubie Blake.
The Simpsons
Maude: I like you, Harold.
Harold and Maude
(I guess also a film you missed but worth to watch... )
Dr. Spencer Reid: I like you, too. It's just I'm a... I'm a federal agent, you know? I'm supposed to protect you.
Criminal Minds
;P...very old I guess....
Wesley Crusher: But on the Enterprise you do that every day. Everyone depends on everyone else to protect them.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Major Kira: Klingons helping to protect Deep Space Nine... What an interesting concept.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Joel: They're like Klingons without the kling.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Carson Beckett M. D.: <a parasite has attached itself to Sheppard's neck, paralyzing him> I'm told you have something of a cling-on.
Stargate: Atlantis