All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Charlie Harper: Karma? Chicken? Alan, what the hell are you talking about?
Two and a half men
you should drink the wine made from those berries...delicious and tasty.... 
Captain Miller: Reiben, pay attention. Now, this is the way to gripe.
Saving Private Ryan
ok...let me puke first at that nasty thought...
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Angela Petrelli: We reap what we sow Nathan, you have no one to blame but yourself.
Heroes
but traditional-made (and very good and expensive) wines are made this way...
Morgan Grimes: Something goes wrong you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?
Chuck
wines, maybe bec the bugs take over from there.....but tomatoes? fresh from your feet? ...
Kurt Hummel: I wouldn't trust someone who thinks that the square root of four is rainbow.
Glee
of course unwashed since months, a specialty for you
Daniel Bresson: I don't think you're looking for someone to prove you right. I think you're looking for someone to prove you wrong, to give you hope.
House
well, nothing that my blowtorch can't fix...both feet and tomatoes....
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Edie:
House
and finally you'll torch your hair, when you misapply this machine always...
Dan Fielding: Are we feeling a weentsy-bitsy bitchy today?
Night Court
of course I'd be wearing my PPE...hair curlers and 100% egyptian cotton apron.......
Det. Mac Taylor: Only the female of the species bites.
CSI
against your super-duper blowtorch (together with your clumsiness) this equipment won't help
Anya: You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of this species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Buffy
well, at least to scare you and the tomato bugs off.....