All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Vincenzo Coccotti:... The best in the world.

True Romance
you shld know that this constant shaving makes the skin soo sensitive to anything esp fake diamonds.....

Calvin's Mom: Someday I hope you have a kid that puts you through what I've gone through.

Yukon Ho!
you use apparently the wrong aftershave

Britney Spears: <sighs in frustration> Sh! The big kids are talkin'!

Robot Chicken
ppfftt...what's wrong with cream and honey? or sometimes olive oil? ...

Calvin: Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a circle and have a little discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
well horse milk is the classical agent...

Sheldon: It's no point. I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.

The Big Bang Theory
I bet the unicorn's is better......

Female Supervillian: No. Let's see... you are famous for your pink dresses and pillbox hats...

The Venture Bros.
but not Cleopatra approved...

Rose: I'm putting on my little waitress cap and my fancy high-heeled shoes....

The Rose
well, there were no vigilant animal activists during her time...

Murderface: Hey! Why's everybody wearing camouflage? Joining the Marines?

Metalocalypse
well unicorns are much more protected I think (after the sappy Disney films )

Fry: Wow, a real live robot! Or is that just some sort of cheesy New Year's costume?

Futurama
and now the immediate problem is how to catch one followed by-- how to milk it.....we must consult the Disney executives....

Joel: Isn't it kind of weird? It's like, there's a guy in a gorilla suit, and there's— he's got a robot head, and inside he's got kind of a bunch of clay… I mean, I've seen Dali paintings that make more sense than this movie does.

Mystery Science Theater 3000
yes, they know how to exploit any creature...