All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Harry Callahan: I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.
The Enforcer
Narrator: New York City... 8 million people... 5 million pets... 15 animal cruelty agents with full police powers... Welcome, to the Animal Precinct.
Animal Precinct
Dad: Go see what it's like in this dog eat dog, dog eat Dad, Dad bite dog, bigger dog come after Dad world!
Life with Louie
Illyria: When the world met me, it shuddered, groaned. It knelt at my feet.
Angel
Rolly: Long live the Nut Queen!
101 Dalmatians: The Series
Queen Elizabeth: Off with his head!
Doctor Who
Meggie Cleary: Oh the cruelty of youth.
The Thorn Birds
hobglobin on Feb 15 2009, 04:04 PM said:
The Thorn Birds
Kearney: Hand over the candy, old dude, or we egg your house back to the Stone Age!
The Simpsons
Stickybeard: You have passion for the candy, lassie. What do you say you be my new first mate? Together, we'll sail the suburbs, robbing kids of their candy. And when me teeth are all fallen out, you'll inherit me vast candy fortune, and have all the candy for *200 miles*! And that's nautical miles, too, which I'm fairly certain is more than regular miles.
Codename: Kids Next Door
Ernie: I'd rather have the money instead!
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