All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Brigadier: Nonsense. What you need, Doctor, as Miss Shaw has so often remarked, is someone to pass you your test tubes and to tell you how brilliant you are. Miss Grant will fulfill that function admirably.
Doctor Who
(but a talking chicken doll is not so bad either.... 
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Ashley Davies: You know I was actually telling spencer here yesterday about how you are the queen cheerleader!
South of Nowhere
Buffy Summers: Fine. The stage is yours. Cheer me up.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
..your turn dr H... 
Lead Singer Crucifee:
Life of Brian
(a classic )
hobglobin on Feb 27 2009, 05:41 PM said:
Life of Brian
(a classic
)Elim Garak: <Rolling his eyes> The eternal optimist!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
(a bioforum classic too
....) NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: You know, the last time you were dying of a horrible disease, you were a little more stoic about the whole thing.
Navy NCIS: Banal Criminal Investigative Service
Brevin: <at the dentist> I kind of like it. I mean, it's not like I'm a masochist or anything, it's just.. Well, in a way, it makes me feel like, "Yeah.. my teeth are being taken care of." You know? It makes me feel... prosperous.
Smiley Face
Orin:
Little Shop of Horrors
Sheldon Cooper: I would suggest something to the effect of: "Singing is neither an appropriate vocation, nor avocation for you, and if you disagree, I'd recommend you have a CAT scan to look a tumor pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain!"
The Big Bang Theory
Lt. Commander Jadzia Dax: And you don't like to see a man's brain? -... - What about Doctor Trag'tog? He's intelligent, he has a good physique - and he has a very opaque cranium.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine