All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
John Steed:
The Avengers
Dent: ............... and won't let go.
Bugs
Charlie: That's right. They look nothing like a piranha. But they're hungry like a piranha.
Critters 4
Gob: My gut is telling me no... but my gut is also very hungry.
Arrested Development
Ford Maddox: We don't care if these girls want to eat their men. That's the Piranha Man's problem. We just want the avocados.
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
(it should be singular )
Willow Rosenberg: No. Thanks. Those things usually taste... kind of tasteless. And then leave a bad after-tastelessness.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Spot: I thought you were too much the gourmet to chew shoes.
101 Dalmatians: The Series
Kryten: I'm sorry, I must have bypassed my "good taste" chip.
Red Dwarf
The Doctor: What you need is some editorial skill in your self-expression. Between impulse and action there is a realm of good taste begging for your acquaintance.
Star Trek: Voyager
Danny: Thanks, Dr. Freud.
Without a Trace