All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jude: But traditional music is just, uh... it's too unreal to die. It doesn't need to be protected. You know, I mean, in that music is the only true valid death you can feel today, you know, off a record player. But like everything else in great demand, people try to own it. Has to do with, like, uh, the purity thing. I think its meaninglessness is holy. Everybody knows I'm not a folk singer.
I'm Not There
but your ideas and thoughts...evil and sinful... 
Lorenzo St. DuBois: I would like to sing this song, it's about love, and hate. Psychedelically speaking I am talking about the power.
The Producers
but they're still pure as arctic water compared with yours...
Leonard Hofstadter: I know, and pyramid power and healing crystals.
TBBT
pffft...arctic water after the Exxon Valdez oil spill perhaps
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, don't tell me you believe in that superstitious nonsense.
TBBT
nope, after the first glacier melt in spring....the spilled oil is in yours....
Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
yours is already tar...you cannot wash it away with accusing others 
Patrick Jane: That was rather good, I thought. Total nonsense, but quite good nonetheless.
The Mentalist
tar? ppfffttt..as I have already said a thousand times before: it's like pot calling hashish a joint...
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The Middleman: Sounds like something out of one of those hateful independent films. This is exactly why I stick to westerns.
The Middleman
constant repetition won't make your statement more true
Dean Winchester: Really? Because I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy, is the fact that he wears cowboy boots. Not tennis shoes!
Supernatural
or less true...bec it's truly true....
Madea: I went over there one day and he came to the door wearing a helmet, a diaper, cowboy boots, eating Cap'n Crunch out of a bowl with no milk.
Madea Goes to Jail
that's just one of your lawyer-like ideas...
Anne Napolitano: Breakfast of champions, huh, Jack?
The Fisher King
yup, I am very convincing, right?