All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Henri Ducard: But I know the rage that drives you. That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of your loved one is just... poison in your veins. And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed so you'd be spared your pain.

Batman begins
ppfftt...but at least it was their choice....

Narrator: And the princess turned into the Incredible Hulk.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force
oh then you have no problems to run pedestrians over too...

Sam Kleinman: It's not because she's poor, and can only afford ripped clothes?

The Thing About My Folks
why not? but only if they are volunteering to participate in a scientific experiment ...

Nelson Hayward: Looks very functional.

Columbo
perhaps you should discuss it with your local ethic's commission... I guess they keep ready some handcuffs for you...

Arthur: Well wait, it'll turn ugly.

Inception
not if they can't find any irrevocable proof......I'm too smart for handcuffs...

Sheriff Frank: Tell me something Billy. How does a cute little creature like this turn into a thousand ugly monsters?

Gremlins
they know all your excuses and have a taser just in case

General Munro: Sounds like a freak of nature to me.

The Fifth Element
awww...no tasersn plz - my hair will get messed up......

Grissom: What makes him a "freak" besides that shirt?

CSI
vain until the end...

Sean:.... listening to the "Music to Kill Yourself By" collection.

Grounded for Life
of course, one has to look their best even or esp in death...

John Aboud: Ice T, in a very innovative form of entertainment suicide has agreed to do a rap song with David Hasselhoff.

Best Week Ever
let a mortician do the job, you cannot see it anyway...