All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Joel: Kind of a jack-o'-lantern monster.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Optimus Prime: You picked the wrong planet! Give me your FACE!
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Angel: Not now, not yet. Because there are some things in this world you're just not ready to face.
Angel
Leonard Hofstadter: Isn't that cowardly?
The Big Bang Theory
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"At least I'm not a a coward like all of you nerds here, who hide behind anonymous avatars. How sad."
Jack Thompson (attorney)
Tyr Anasazi: An avatar unencumbered by cleavage?
Andromeda
Julia: Ok, we're about to run out of time, so I'm going to be blunt. Suzanne, it does not further negotiations to have you popping your cleavage on that man's desk.
Designing Women
Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
Seinfeld
Jonathan Harker: Please, Lucy! I'm British!
Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Andy Bernard: We're on the German team! Shoot the British.
The Office