All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Mad Mod: We'll have you unruly Yanks acting like proper Brits in time for tea.
Teen Titans
Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you?
Gosford Park
Fischer: Oh, I see, you have the British humor. Well, Englishmen will laugh at anything...
The Colditz Story
Sheriff Bud Dearborne: I was making what people with actual sense of humor refer to as a joke.
True Blood
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
Woody Allen
Agnes: You're making them drink the milk!
Despicable Me
Sue Sylvester: We're dealing with children, they need to be terrified, it's like mothers milk to them - without it their bones won't grow properly.
Glee
Little Girl: Dad, will you tell me a bedtime story?
Dad: Of course! Once upon a time, there was a man named Freddy Krueger...
Mum: Let me do it!
The Sketch Show
Lord General Cornwallis: Fine soldier you are, bested by a bedtime story.
The Idiot-patriot
Cameron Phillips: Would you like a bedtime story?
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles