All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Regis: OW! My eyes! My eyes! Oh, God! My beautiful eyes!

The Simpsons
but that's almost blasphemous...just be content with marinated snails (perfect for your discerning taste) ...

Sheldon Cooper: Possible explanations for your symptoms are, in descending order of likelihood: hyperthyroidism, premature menopause, hosting an alien parasite, or, and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases... sexual arousal.

The big bang Theory
as long as it's a threatened snail species, I'll try out

Dr. Kerry Weaver: So sue me! Again! What else is new?

ER
really what an omnivore and hopefully with a lot of exotic bugs to enhance the flavour....

Gomez Addams: Oh, your hair... That dress - drives me wild!

The Addams Family
why not? not everyone can be a chicken eating only chickens just like you

Monica Romero: Yes, and these are my handcuffs, and if you don't cooperate, you'll be wearing my handcuffs in your goddamn house!

Big Trouble
and you otoh, .eat everything..so you wouldn't know what you've actually been eating......yuck.......

Rabbit aka Fred: I am really *not* into this S&M shit.

Route 666
I taste everything edible...and of course it has to be identified correctly before it's eaten

Iron man: Come on, you know you want to.

Iron man
but your tummy wouldn't care anyhow after all the weird stuff you've been feeding it....it's the original compost producer.....

Joffrey Baratheon: You can't talk to me like that. The king can do as he likes!

"Game of Thrones" Garden of Bones
but it can be also a puke producer and as long as I don't have to vomit, it should be okay

Fang: Who died and made you king?

Gargoyles
but one of these days, nature will take its course (whether you like to puke or not) ...

Lady Beldon: He was beheaded! Such things happen in the best families. In fact, usually in the best families.

Mrs. Miniver
surely it's on my first visit in your apartment