All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Daphne: Just needs a minor adjustment. What's all this hair on it?
Frasier
Mr. Lucas: Yes, of course. That's because it's made from real imitation, simulated nylon fur fabric, you see?
Are You Being Served
Roy: I know that the place looks like a bit of a mess but its actually a very delicate ecosystem.
The IT Crowd
Catherine Willows: It's your kitchen.
CSI: Grime Scene Investigation
Dracula: Good. Should you leave these rooms, you will not by any chance go to sleep in any other part of the castle. It is old and has many bad memories. Be warned.
Dracula
Robber: The last place anybody would think of looking for me is in your bedroom.
Jewel Robbery
Mike Nelson: And should Miss Grandy come into Johnny's bedroom uninvited and bodiless?
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Diego: Oh, no... How could the poor girl be a ghost? So pretty and with such sad eyes...
Hasta el viento tiene miedo
Persephone: <to Ghost> Unrequited love. Wanting someone you can never have. How deliciously tragic.
Enter the Matrix
The Doctor: I can't stand burnt toast. I loathe bus stations - terrible places, full of lost luggage and lost souls. And then there's unrequited love, and tyranny, and cruelty.
Doctor Who