All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Aeryn Sun: This is my turn. My plan. Now let's go.
Farscape
but..........................
Quark: Can I bring my own pillow?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Mary: Well, since you said please. But if you scream once more, I'll smother you with the pillow.
The Secret Garden
Susan Mayer: I, I just want to thank you for being such a perfect gentleman.
Desperate Housewives
(ppfftttt.......)
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Excuse me, I'm a gentleman! I brought my sleeping bag.
Bones
Weiss: If we end up sharing a cell in federal prison, I'm not giving you a drawer.
Alias
Sid Samuels: ...then snuck back i-into a maximum security prison, in a solitary confinement cell.
Da Vinci's Inquest
Andrew: Okay, well, if you leave me here alone, I'll-I'll do something evil, like burning something or gluing things together.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Kay: This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell.
Men in Black
Rhodey: Yeah. Speaking of funny, we got a weapons depot that was just blown up a few klicks from where you were being held.
Iron Man
Willow: Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around either.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(also a classic? )