All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Brendon: He's just a bit misunderstood, Claud.
A to Z
you said it- not me....
..so what's the hat for?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Hmm. Misunderstood and unappreciated by many, because his most formidable weapon was the power of his brilliant mind. Not just a hero - a superhero.
Stargate: Atlantis
no idea, perhaps to impress savage women? 
Captain James T. Kirk: Well that's a brilliant observation, Mr. Scott, do you have any other helpful opinions?
Star Trek
well, I don't think the women savages would appreciate the funny hat...a good toy for the dogs though...
Det. Tim Bayliss: I'm a detective, Frank. I'm a keen observer of the human condition. I pick up on the subtlest clues, I react to the slightest suggestion. In short, I deduct.
Homicide: Life on the Street
perhaps they are sodomites or what do you want to suggest? Everything is possible in this weird world
Velma Von Tussle: Incredible! I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!
Hairspray
my gosh.....I'm just suggesting that those hats could be very good chew toys.....when was the last time you wash your mind? 
Loomis: I'll have the Double Superbeef, no lettuce.
Enterprise
...Bavarian dogs eat such hats as appetiser...you need a something stronger for that 
Gillian: Meat-eater! <she slaps his face>
Goodnight Sweetheart
you meant bavarian dogs raised by the even more savage northern people ..and I wouldn't eat anything with feathers still attached to it...
TV's Frank: Well, you know, recently I've become a vegetarian, and it's worked out great! Really. You know, the other day, my colon looked up at me and said, "Frank, thank you." I said "No. Thank YOU." But now, what am I going to do with all the meat I have stored in freezers? I figured, "Hey, why not bring the meat back to life?
Mystery Science Theater 3000
our dogs in the north are nice, well-trained, almost perfect dogs, very friendly to kids too of course 
you can remove the feathers before you eat and use them in the Roman way after the meal
Reg Hunter: "Vegetarian" is an old Indian word meaning "I don't hunt so good."
The Red Green Show
Oh yeah, dogs well-trained in the art of deception...woof..woof.. and thanks for the good tip, I'd use the feather to write you a toxic letter in roman letters of course...
Hitchhiker: I'm a Level 4 Vegan: I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Transamerica
they just love us and are breed this way, no chance ....and the feather was meant in a different way...it's the good old Roman help for vomiting after eating too much (though it seems a mistaken belief)