All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sam Winchester: What are you all thinking? Some kind of magic chips or something?
Supernatural
of course not....you're just to old and too jaded for mine to catch up with yours....but I will for sure....
Dr. Temperance Brennan: It's not magic. It's a logical recreation of events based on evidence.
Bones
but for this you need some mind too... 
Peter Bishop: And just for the record... one mad scientist is my limit.
Fringe
..I'd rather have the spongy kind....and yours is like concrete....
President Skroob: Helmet, I refuse to work with Indiots. I have my limits, you know.
Spaceballs: The Animated Series
you talk about your last dinner?
Bill Compton: I'm not sure I'm giving you a choice.
True Blood
nope, weren't we talking about yours?
Doc: To have a brain is not a sin, but to have a brain and not use it, that is a sin.
The Power of One
nope, I had a good salad today...
Sam Winchester: Now that's seared in my brain.
Supernatural
oh sure...a tiny leaf of Boston lettuce sprinkled with a bucket of oily fries 
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Lenny: But remember, coffee can be hot... it can have an intensity like you've never felt before... searing deep into your flesh... your tender... vulnerable... so easily hurt flesh. So, be sure to ask for a protective sleeve when you pick up your coffee... maybe ask for another one to slip over your heart. Thank you!
The Perfect Man
you confuse me with yourself again and what is Boston lettuce? never heard of it...
Dr. Hadley: You weren't wearing gloves when we shocked her heart back into rhythm.
House MD
some dubious salad eater you are if you don't know where is Boston is......but I'm pretty sure you know where Bavarian fries come from.......
Freddie: I think it's time I give you the "French kiss of life!" Don't worry. This will be our little secret!
Freddie as F.R.O.7.
I guess one of the few varieties that grow in Canada without freezing to death.... anyway I checked wikipedia, it's the normal Iceberg salad...but I had tomatoes, sweet-pepper, cucumber, feta cheese...and a nice olive oil dressing...