All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Vyvyan: It's not, it's a ferret. A severely deformed ferret, I'll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.
The Young Ones
Rika: Okay, did that pig monster eat your brain?
Digimon: Digital Monsters
Meatwad: Wait a second, this ain't no brain... this a damn bee's nest.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Meryl: I wished your beak got so big, you'd fall out of the nest and crack that bird brain of yours wide open!
Brandy & Mr. Whiskers
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Cordelia: Rip out my innards, play with my eyeballs, boil my brain and eat it for brunch? Listen up, needle brain, Buffy and I have taken out four of your cronies, not to mention your girlfriend.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Doctor: You're a classic example of the inverse relationship between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
Doctor Who
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Dean Wilson: Every second I spend with you, my brain shrinks.
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Bender: Ah, don't blame me, blame my upbringing!
Futurama
Dr. Margo Hunt: And as for what I've taught you, well, listen, I've always believed that every woman should get as much education and intellectual stimulation as possible, and that she should develop her mental abilities to their utmost potential. But in your case, well, there's just no point.
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
(finally a bull's eye )
Belloq: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?
Raiders of the Lost Ark