All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Ned: Russell's metaphors are becoming rather scatological.
The Russia House
well don't worry about that, at that time you have no worries left anyway ...
Sheldon Cooper: I believe the appropriate metaphor here involves a river of excrement and a Native American water vessel without any means of propulsion.
TBBT
but my loyal followers do......so you won't get past them...
"Life is a shitstorm, in which art is our only umbrella"
Mario Vargas Llosa
well they'll quarrel first about your relics and won't realise that I already got the valuable stuff then 
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
- Rihanna
ppfftt.....and how would you even know where my sarcophagus will be?
The Penguin: U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Batman
I'll ask the greedy followers while they get their knives out, there should be enough of them
George Constanza: Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans.
Seinfeld
your greedy followers or mine? there would be enough booby traps for everyone, you know....
Michael Scofield: Once a thief, always a thief.
prison break
yours, I anyway don't have them...and you'll catch yourself in your booby trap conglomeration
Col Saul Tigh: Said the Joker to the Thief.
Battlestar Galactica
but didn't you say you're training your students? and the booby traps are esp designed for tomb raiders like you....
Milton Long: The real trick, the art of it, is finding someone else to put the blame on.
The Avenging Angel
yes, but they're not greedy but humble....perfect cannon fodder for your mean traps....
K.I.T.T.: To quote the cliché, it appears the butler did it.
The Knight Rider
then they shld organise a revolt and feed you to the cannon instead.....