All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

The Joker: Detective, my therapy worked. It seems you and I finally share the same sense of humour

The Batman

Roger Rabbit: Listen, my philosophy is this: If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Data: There may be a correlation between humour and sex. The need for more research is clearly indicated.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Dave McCue: There are women that aren't funny, and there are men that aren't funny, and there are animals that aren't funny. That's just the way things are.

Yes And
(yup, the results after an extensive research..and you belong to the second group dr H ...)

Homer: Son, when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong. When a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says that something *isn't* funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

The Simpsons
(thanks for clarification... )

Marge: Homer, we're at a funeral.

The Simpsons

Peter Higgs: My colleagues thought I was an idiot for sticking with the theory"

pcrman on Feb 9 2009, 10:20 PM said:

Trevor Goodchild: The unobserved state is a fog of probabilities, a window of and for error. The watcher observes, the fog collapses, an event resolves. A theory becomes a fact... What is the truth? Tell me, if you know. And I will not believe you. Things are never what they seem.

Aeon Flux

Adrian Monk: You've gotta be a little skeptical, Sharona. Otherwise you end up believing in everything - UFOs, elves, income tax rebates.

Monk

hobglobin on Feb 10 2009, 06:54 AM said:

Sinead: Don't be such a grouch. So I used a little magic on you. I never complained when you drank my blood.

Blood Ties