All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Fry: Say, Leela. How about a romantic ride on one of those swan boats? They're kinda dangerous, but I finally mastered them.
Futurama
why not, only the richest provided mummies are interesting for me....and the booby-traps...there are enough students to find them, or should I say to release them? 
Harry Stone: You had a little trouble launching the ol' Love Boat.
Night Court
oh sure...sure.....the typical power hungry dictator ...
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Carrie: One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat.
Hex and the City
nope, more Indiana Jones 2.0 
Bubblepass: I want a triple barfy deluxe on a raft, four-by-four animal style; an extra side of shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.
SpongeBob SquarePants
the ageing archaeologist....how fitting.....crack the whip....
Steven Jacobs: What the Hell are you talking about?
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
not if I finally find the fountain of youth and your burial objects will help to find it...
and now a bf classic:
Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
Army Of Darkness
are you still on that quest? ppfftt.....all my burial objects are only to maintain my beauty eternally...blush, lip rouge, mascara, fake eyelashes, hair extensions etc etc etc and you're welcome to those....
Mohinder Suresh: <laughs> The world's worst pillow talk, I'd say.
Heroes
vain even in death ...and actually I'm more interested in jewellery and a golden death-mask
Penny: I'll hit you in the face with a pillow.
TBBT
I'd have already bestowed them to my loyal subjects....my buttler and fishes....so none left for you to plunder.....
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Make sure it's synthetic. I'm allergic to feathers.
Navy CIS
well then I'll pass on to robbery....
Detective del Spooner: <sneezes> ... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
I, Robot
gosh, but you won't be able to come near my casket anyways....better target the banks instead...