All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jacob Grimm: And you, Will, have enough bullshit to fill the Palace of Versailles.
The Brothers Grimm
oh yeah...greed is good...greed works....and you eat your heart out....
Ariadne: I guess I thought the dream-space would be all about the visual, but it's more about the feeling. My question is what happens when you start messing with the physics of it.
Inception
pffft never, the greed will finally eat you 
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: In a topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems, the one place you can turn to is the wall!
NCIS
oh but it's ok...I don't have a lot of meat and fat....it will spit me out....
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Manager: And keep the noise down, please? Those possessed by devils try and keep them under control a bit, can't you? Ah... Incurables? You'll just have to wait for a few minutes. Ah. Women taken in sin, line up against that wall, will you?
The Life of Brian
well it's anyway more a symbolic act...
Nicholas Angel: Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fueled thrill ride. But there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.
Hot Fuzz
and you think that the absence of meat and fat plus the spitting out part are not symbolic too?
Mad Stan: You're all infected with the disease of bureaucracy! But I know the cure, man! All of you must be destroyed! ALL OF YOU!
Flatman Beyond
perhaps it only eats your brain, as especially symbolic act
Melanie: Okay, you got it. Just take a chill pill for Christ's sake.
Jackie Brown
but then there's not much to eat there....so it can knock itself out.......are you sure, it hasn't bitten you yet? dr H, the most law-abiding citizen of the world........
Dante Hicks: How many times have I told you not to be dealing in front of the store?
Clerks
yes...no zombie situation until now... and I guess I'll print out your comment above...
Karen Keeler: In the future, I'd appreciate you staying out of my business.
Immortal Combat
oh sure, you can print it out but with the caption on top: The Biggest Lie Ever Told!!!
Rachel Berry: Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.
Glee
and this from the most law-abiding citizen of the world 
. This guilty plea is also worth a print out....