All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
The Simpsons
omg..I only have stomach...you're the one who can provide endless supply...
...gross...
Roy Dillon: You talk the lingo. What's your pitch?
The Grifters
pfftt..all have a stomach...it's your job as I caught the grizzlies 
Special Agent Sam Hanna: What's the lingo for when someone smacks you with a flip flop?
NCIS: Los Angeles
ppfftt....sure, sure....those stuffed ones from the shops don't count....
Shawn Spencer: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle.
Psych
I guess they are the only available ones as you eradicated the grizzly populations for the souvenir shops...
Elle: Thanks, you're so sweet.
Legally Blonde
FYI, they're alive and thriving....they keep our wandering tourists under control, too...
Ray Pinker: You're welcome!
L.A. Confidential
luckily I was never tourist in your savage country
Sheldon Cooper: Although I will not have time to mention you on my Nobel speech, when I write my memoirs, I promise you a big footnote and a signed copy.
The Big Bang Theory
then you don't know all the excitement you're missing eg frost bites, bear attacks, Celine Dion....
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: That is a generous offer, Nicole. But I am quite sensitive to office gender politics. And in today's world, the slightest gesture can be misinterpreted as harassment. And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me into that delicate situation. Agreed?
Nicole: Yes, I agree.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
The Pink Panther
and as always you forgot J. Bieber, poutine and tuques
Captain Ash: Are you sure, old bean? This whole place is about to be bombed to kingdom come!
Time Splitters: Future Perfect
but you've got a wimpy tummy so poutine is out...and you're tone deaf so Justin's out...you're bald so the tuque is ok....
Cat Man: We don't work with a second act, Deveroux, besides, Armageddon is a lame group.
KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park
yup I prefer veggies and hate boy-groups...our preferences are so different...