All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dick Goodwin: Hey, don't treat me like some member of your goddamn fan club.
Quiz Show
for milk and honey misuse...
Princess Leia: You make it so difficult sometimes.
Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
but who'd believe a bunch of scaly creatures!!!
Edward Cullen: Bella, you hit your head. I think you're confused.
Twilight
you mean the lawyers?
Penny Chapman: Makes you look handsome, like a policeman.
Peep Show
aren't there any other kind?
Marilyn Munster: Maybe he can get another hit on the head?
The Munsters
only the scale insects on your indoor plants I think...
Duncan: Let's hope the third time's the charm!
Chuck
you're trying to pull my leg again...there are no scaly insects, right? :wacko;..
Dr. Gregory House: Eighth time's the charm!
House
well in your regularly disinfected, fumigated and chlorinated house surely not...though insects are tough survivalists
Hula Dancer: You certainly are a charming devil.
How I Met Your Mother
well, they're tough alright...since they survive at your house.....
Dr. Howard Clarke: For all intents and purposes... the devil.
Star Trek: TNG
for insects my house is a nice and comfortable hospice, unless I'm interested in voucher specimen...
Belle: I'm pleased to meet you.
The Muppet Christmas Carol
I don't even want to imagine what a voucher specimen is.....<shivers>