All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Scholar:We serve as translators. We convey not only his thoughts, but his emotional intent as well. I am the scholar. I represent the intellect and speak in matters of judgment, philosophy, logic. Also, I am the dreamer, the part that longs to see the beauty beyond the truth, which is always the first duty of art.
Warrior: Artists. They tend to ramble, neglect the moment. I am passion, the libido. I am the anarchy of lust. The romantic and the lover. I am also the warrior, the perfect line, which never wavers.
Harmony: I am that which binds all the others together. I am harmony, wisdom, balance.
Star Trek: TNG
but there will come a time when your defense will crack...
so I sit and wait for this inevitable moment....
Randy: Thought you said you were a vampire. You got some inconsistent mythology.
Tooth Fairy
is that a threat or what?
Professor Yana: We call them the Futurekind. Which is a myth in itself. But it's feared they are what we will become unless we reach Utopia.
Doctor Who
a prediction, what else? 
Hal: Oh. A cannibal utopia. Interesting.
Malcolm in the Middle
is there a difference?
Rachel Menken: Maybe. They taught us at Barnard about that word, 'utopia'. The Greeks had two meaning for it: 'eu-topos', meaning the good place, and 'u-topos' meaning the place that cannot be.
Mad Men
nope, but I guarantee that you will not like it or perhaps you would...
...
The Doctor: It only seems like yesterday, a few Greek blokes were tossing a discus about, wrestling with each other in the sand and the crowd stood around... no, wait a minute that was Club Med!
Dr Whoever
as it's your utopia and my dystopia it will not happen anyway
Thelma: I want to get a job, I'll work at Club Med.
Thelma and Louise
then you can live happily ever after in bokbokbok land.....
Sean: You could be a janitor anywhere.
Good Will Hunting
and you in your exciting adventure-land as early dying hero 
Farva: Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!
Super Troopers
..I'll try to prolong the excitement and adventure by not dying early....
Nadia Yassir: You know what? Actually, I am.
24
let's see if you manage it, that's my entertainment