All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Lady Clemency Eddison: Forgive me, but, who exactly might you be? And, what are you doing here?
Doctor Who
....so what do you feed them that they obey you? 
Dr. Keats: Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short term memory loss. But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
50 First Dates
well, student's blood, what else? 
King Julien: What? How dare you insult my gloriously peanut-shaped head!
The Penguins of Madagascar
so you're a regular red cross bank competing with the vampires? I shld report you to the SPCS...
Dad: I'm just yolkin' with ya, egghead.
Frailty
whatever this is...but the few vampires can also have some nasty students, anyway to many here around... 
Michael: You know, I'm in pretty good shape. You could be eating my dust out there!
Arrested Development
...why don't you just stuff them in the biohazard bins....
...and aren't you in the most wanted list of the SPCS?
Sheldon Cooper: If you really wanted to surprise him, why don't you do something like clean your apartment?
The Big Bang Theory
they're too small, and who'll disjoint the students then? and I still don't know SPCS...one of your red-tape departments? 
Wacky Protestor: It's time to use my spasmodic, wackyosonic, meteoronic Cloud of Darkness and Despair! If only I could find it in this pigsty.
Bible Man
well, you can always ask Dexter for help...SPCS, an offshoot of the SPCA....but the tape is just as red...
Martin: Well, she's not going to win any happy homemaker awards.
Without a Trace
a guide for me...I like him and SPCA: Special Posse for developing Canadian Abbreviations?
Tracy Jordan: I wonder if they give awards for tarantula displacement?
30 Rock
and you're the leader of this posse? and you're gonna use Dexter's "methods" ...
Holly: And the prospect of waking up and finding one clambering over your clammy, naked, helpless body fills you up with a kind of... cold dread.
Lister: Well, yeah. What are you trying to say, Holly?
Holly: I'm saying, it may not be your night.
Red Dwarf
nope, I'm a maverick, like Dexter...