All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Leela: Professor. Please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.
Futurama
Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that does for science what a naked flame does for a petrol station forecourt.
Brainiac: Science Abuse
PC McIntosh: If you ask me, this was arson.
Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Michael Westen: Shoot a propane tank and you'll just get a big cloud of cold gas. You need an open flame, and real good aim.
Burn Notice
Macy: Word of advice: try not to sabotage things before dessert.
Crossing Jordan
Cookie: <Serves everyone the same, nondescript slop> For the appetizer, Caesar salad, escargot, and your Oriental spring rolls.
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Little Dog:
2 Stupid Dogs
Sergeant Purley Stebbins: What's the matter, Goodwin? Not gourmet enough for you?
A Nero Wolfe Mystery
Max: To a foodie, a gourmet kitchen is indispensable.
NewsRadio
Wile E. Coyote: Now then, I can easily understand why it should puzzle you that a person of my intelligence, I.Q. 207 super genius, should devote his valuable time chasing this ridiculous road runner, this bird that appears to be so skinny, stringy, unappetizing, anemic, ugly and misbegotten. Ah, but how little you know about road runners.
Actually, the road runner is to the taste buds of a coyote, what caviar, champagne, filet mignon and chocolate fudge are to the taste buds of a man.
Adventures of the Road-Runner