All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case.
Firefly
all on your tiny backyard? It's all for rats and beavers then? 
Edward O'Neil: Nobody likes a quitter, Jimmy.
The Replacements
and a polar bear or two...
George Costanza: My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well.
Seinfeld
and you as the zoo director 
Dr. Gregory House: There's something freeing about being a loser, isn't there?
House
and also the animator.......
O'Reilly: Nah. I'm doing this because I'm an eccentric millionaire.
The Magnificent Seven
when they all chase you
Richie Cusack: Yeah, I heard. You're living the American Dream. You really bought into it, didn't you? You've been this other guy, almost as long as you've been yourself.
A History of Violence
of course not, it's when I command them to chase you....
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Blazing Saddles
you think so, until you turn your back on them....and then you have to run...
Buffy: It's a little more complicated than that, John Wayne.
Buffy
but you're the perfect prey cos you're much too slow....
Joey: Wh-what's complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance, you go past the Mudhut, through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey, you yank his tail, and Boom! you're in Paradise Pond!
Friends
but I'm old and chewy... 
, so you're even more perfect, naive and tender
Vinny Guadagnino: We're asking for directions. We're dodging cars. Dodging raindrops. This is like the Guido's version of the Amazing Race.
Jershey Shore
ppfftt..yup, perhaps naive and tender in the inside but with a protective plate of adamantium on the outside with tiny sharp razor blades.....