All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Vogon captain: Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustules / Are splurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts / And living glupules frat and slipulate / Like jowling meated liverslime / Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes / And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles / Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't.
The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
another decadence add-on to your life, be happy
Tucker: We're gonna teach the alien to speak English.
Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles
oh yeah, like I've space for another add-on....whatever it means......
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David: Well, let's see. We've got our English-Japanese dictionary.
Changi
for new decadence traits you have lots of space
Blackadder: Oh. And what is that, sir? "Dictionary 2: The Return of the Killer Dictionary"?
Black Adder the Third
then how about a male-chauffeured ski-doo in gold spandex...both the chauffeur and the ski-doo.....
Tanaka, Naomi: Japanese language can be so vague.
Suwingu gâruzu
your taste shows really some deterioration
Delenn: Abso-fragging-lutely, damn it. - Since our last discussion I have been studying your use of language. Do you approve?
Babylon 5
my taste has always been impeccable since birth....I had designer genes and a brand name umbilicus......
Deputy Rico Amonte: We got along... like a New York cabbie and the English Language.
0-8: Officers on Duty
but with ageing it seems to show some loss...golden spandex suits for example ...and we should ask your parents for your youthful follies
I guess there are many
Spike: <Counting on his fingers> Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh, God. I'm English.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
but that's just a minor slip-up inspired by the japanese speed skating team....and my parents will swear that I have always been THE perfect child.......even tho they're NOT so perfect....
Winifred "Fred" Burkle: Satan's Dictionary? You must get some pretty colorful customers in here.
Angel
excuses and the parents are anyway biased... you should show some self-awareness, nobody is perfect, that you like me is one proof of many
Michaelangelo: That's right. We don't bother to look it up in a dictionary.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
oh yeah, and conversely, you've proven that you've got perfect taste bec you like YRH....so that's not good.......oh, and my parents are the most impartial people I know...