All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Michael Scott: I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day.
The Office
well not really...but I'm a hard to convince and biased jury
Kitty Forman: .... I want to force some good cheer into your clogged arteries and into your cranky heart.
That 70's Show
really? I bet I can convince you of anything.....
Sam Carter: We have another tradition. It's called "hardened arteries".
Stargate
depends what and how much you offer
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I'm sorry if that's difficult for you to understand, but what we have isn't traditional.
Bones
well, nothing of course...no bribery involved cos that will take all the fun out of it........
Lois Lane: Guess we have to mark it up as a modern day miracle.
Smallville
but then you have no chance
Sheldon: Only the modern Green Lantern is vulnerable to yellow.
TBBT
but then you'd miss your chance as well...to see if I will fail......
Abby Sciuto: These people have read way too many sci-fi comics.
Navy CIS
but that's a regularly recurring chance
Comic Book Guy: If my knowledge of sci-fi movies is correct, which it is, the black car is an advanced probe for the mothership. Now, if you're through, I'm going to spend my last hours on Earth complaining about movies on the internet.
The Simpsons
for you maybe but not for me...
Mr. Spock: In that case, Mr. Scott, I suggest we start at once. Can you give me warp 8?
Star Trek
I can only agree
Martha Jones: Wait a minute... they had an earthquake in Cardiff a couple of years ago, was that you?
Doctor Who
we're having crosstalk here...failure is not a recurrent theme for me ....but I don't know about you....
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