All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Byron: I tried to teach them, to show them that there is another way than violence. Did I fail that badly?

Lyta: You can't change human nature, Byron.

Byron: Then there is not much point in living, is there? We can't hope for something better, something nobler, at least something kinder.


Babylon 5:"Phoenix Rising"

Lieutenant Tuvok: The Vulcan heart was forged out of barbarism and violence. We learned to control it; but it is still part of us. To pretend that it does not exist is to create an opportunity for it to escape.

Star Trek: Voyager

Captain Hikaru Sulu: <laughing> Mr Tuvok, if you're going to remain on my ship, you're gonna have to learn how to appreciate a joke. And don't tell me Vulcans don't have a sense of humor, because I know better.

Star Trek: Voyager

Mr. Spock: I fail to see the humor in that situation, Doctor.

Star Trek: TOS

The Doctor: Let me out of these manacles and I'll show you how much fun I am.

Doctor Who

Jaime Sommers: Is that a threat?

Bionic Woman

Tracy Quartermaine: No! I'm making you a promise, and I always keep my word.

General Hospital
(finally, a quote from GH...your favorite sci fi TV serial dr H... )

Captain Archer: Sounds promising.

Enterprise

Lt. Hiram Coffey: That's right. It looks like a couple of hatches have sprung. Radiation's nominal. Warheads must still be intact.
Lindsey Brigman: How many are there?
Lt. Hiram Coffey: Twenty-four Trident missiles, eight M.I.R.V.s per missile.
Lindsey Brigman: <after a pause> That's a hundred and ninety-two warheads, Coffey. How powerful are they?
Lt. Hiram Coffey: The M.I.R.V. is a tactical nuke. Uh, fifty kilotons, nominal yield, say... five times Hiroshima.
<One Night, listening, mouths "fuck!">
Lindsey Brigman: Jesus Christ. It's World War Three in a can.


The Abyss

Trautman: You did everything to make this private war happen. You've done enough damage. This mission is over, Rambo. Do you understand me? This mission is over!

First Blood