All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Nick Stokes: Yeah, their health department had to put out a bulletin that said "Warning, your pork may be contaminated with human.
CSI-whereever
hopefully you don't start a copy-paste thesis for the next title
Berserker Darkling: Human flesh is porky meat!
The Darkness
ppfftt..I am more original than that...or I made the evidence disappear.......
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Okay, we're covered in flesh and bone fragments. Scrape it all off into evidence bags. Be careful not to swallow.
Bones
well, you have already a plan...
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: McYummy?
Grey's Anatomy
I'm a girl guide...always prepared....I've back-up plans for each of my back-up plans....
Earl Hickey: These hamburgers are great.
My Name Is Earl
aka a bureaucrat
Aunt Frances Owens: Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog.
Practical Magic
the best pencil snatcher ever....
Caroline: And the waiter said, "Oh you must try it, it's a delicacy. But don't eat the penis, it's just garnish."
The Ref
we agree again, something is wrong here...
Fairy Godmother: Don't you point those dirty, green sausages at me!
Shrek 2
..yup...I guess you've been adding something to your green tea....
Calvin: Look, it says right here, "Part of a wholesome, nutritious, balanced breakfast."
C & H: The Revenge of the Baby-Sat
or something is missing, let me think...
Lou: Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.
Mean Guns
missing? no wonder they started locking the solvent safety cabinet in your lab...