All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Lucky Jackson: Well just a couple or 3 things wrong with your proposition. I don't work for anybody, I never come second to anybody and 1 small thing - I intend to win.

Viva Las Vegas
bec that's how you trained it (and your students for that matter)...besides, example is the best teacher and you gave very bad examples....

Dr. Gonzo: <oblivious> Are you ready for that? Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid? I sure hope so.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
well I never killed crickets on books...usually I read my books...perhaps I told too much about you and your fishes (aka sushi?)

Lex Luthor: Well, I thought you might say that. That's why there's a Plan B firmly in place. A plan that makes prison look like a picnic.

Smallville
well, my first fishes are all resting in peace one foot under ground....didn't have time to teach them how to read..

Tigress: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water...

Kung Fu Panda 2
you're a fish mass murderer and even don't let them finish elementary school? that's really mean

Willy Wonka: You know, they're always telling you what to do, what not to do and it's not conducive to a creative atmosphere!

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory
though I adore my fish, I know their limitations so I can't get their hopes up...they don't need no PhD to swim, blow bubbles and to look cute...

Karl Mayer: Yeah. And my opinion is your teacher doesn't understand the difference between emotional problems and creativity!

Desperate Housewives
sounds as if you could say the same about your children...and anyway they've to go to school and later to study...you should give the fishes chances and challenges, too

"It is the tension between creativity and skepticism that has produced the stunning and unexpected findings of science."

- Carl Sagan
and my fish are very creative with their bubbles......

"For the birth of something new, there has to be a happening. Newton saw an apple fall; James Watt watched a kettle boil; Roentgen fogged some photographic plates. And these people knew enough to translate ordinary happenings into something new..."
Sir Alexander Fleming

finally the quotes are back ; and very creative with their bubbles because you add detergent in their water?

"If the matter is one that can be settled by observation, make the observation yourself. Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted."

- Bertrand Russell

yup, and hopefully more serious sciencey quotes....and what is sudsy water without about food colouring?

Don't despise empiric truth. Lots of things work in practice for which the laboratory has never found proof.

Martin H. Fischer
let's see.... and you use your used bathing water for the poor fishes?