All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sophie: Abstinence is turning you sour; give it up.
L'ennui
Antonio Nappa: Yeah, well that's the difference between you and me. I've got some self control.
Oz
Gul Dukat: Benjamin, please! We've known each other too long. And since this is the last time we will ever be together, let's try to speak honestly. We've both had our victories and our defeats. Now it's time to resolve our differences and face the ultimate truth: I've won, Benjamin... you've lost.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Daggett: Ah, the thrill of victory and the agony of my feet.
The Angry Beavers
Captain Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Futurama
(a blonde Wolverine-double )
Megatron: I am not concerned with technicalities! Only victory interests me!
Transformers
..sure, how many ways can you roll a futon....
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Lieutenant Ezri Dax: We're talking about a warrior culture that prides itself on maintaining centuries-old traditions of honour and integrity. But in reality, it's willing to accept corruption at the highest levels.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Shakiri: We fight because it is our nature. It is the calling of our heart. Life and death are simply two possible consequences, both equal, neither valued nor feared above the other. For a warrior death is simply the release from our obligation.
Babylon 5
Odo: Since when did you add ancient Klingon battles to your holosuite programs?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Smee: In three days, we're gonna have a war! A battle between good and evil to the death!
Hook