All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Treguard, the Dungeon Master: Welcome, watchers of illusion, to the castle of confusion.
Knightmare
Devon Miles: Oh yes, a typical Michael Knight situation. Total confusion, mass destruction, all in a good cause, of course.
Knight Rider
Ben: I may lie, and I may steal, and I may rough some people up from time to time. But it's all for a good cause: Self Preservation.
Full Throttle
Building Announcement: Yes! The building is on fire! Leave the building! Enact the Age Old drama of Self-Preservation!
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
( I guess you played with fire)
Jennifer: Had to. Hit him over the head with a shovel, dumped him on the bonfire.
French and Saunders
Jumba: He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and lift objects three thousand times his size.
Lilo & Stitch
(seems necessary when meeting you )
The Creature: You made me what I am.
Frankenstein
but I like you anyways...
Rom: Life can be so unfair!
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
but I like you too...
Prime Minister: I know, that is... awfully - unfair. But, hey! You know life sucks.
Churchill: The Hollywood Years
but I bash you more so I like you more.......
George: Life sucks, and then you die--and then it still sucks.
Dead Like Me
sounds a bit sadistic....