All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Ruber: Typical! Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with *table manners*!
The Magic Sword: Quest for Camelot
well, as long as you're the top clown, we can put on a show...perhaps your fleas can do a flying trapeze act?
Ray: I'm no expert at table manners, but something tells me that's not how your supposed to eat in a fancy restaurant! Unbelievable!
Bakuten shoot beyblade
but they feel too comfortable in your tapir fur...I guess it's hard to get them out... 
Dennis: Careful. You're provoking the alpha male.
Just Shoot Me
...then we just have to keep them on my long beauteous eye lashes....a perfect setting btw...
Roy: He kissed me on the arse.
The IT Crowd
yes. perfect for youtube... 
Bart Allen: Yeah, I'm voting "no" on that one...
Smallville
and you'd need a dissecting microscope with a video camera to capture all the exciting action...and your fleas shld have the proper costumes eh?
Moss: Just a badass brother who made a mistake.
The IT Crowd
you can knit and sew them for the poor critters...
Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.
The Hangover
but why me...you're the trainer....it's enough that I provide the natural trapeze......
Sam: I was thinking more, "fake and unappealing," but your answer's good too.
Sam & Max
but I cannot sew and all that...perhaps a student has to do it... 
Arthur Dent: Fine. Fine, take it. Because my head is filled with questions and I can assure you no answer to any one of them has ever brought me one iota of happiness. Except for one. The one. The only question I've ever wanted an answer to - is she the one? The answer bloody well isn't forty-two, it's yes. Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashedly yes. And for one week, one week in my sad little blip of an existence, it made me happy.
The Hotchhikers Guide
right...cheap labour too...but it's time you start learning something new...
Dr. Gregory House: The difference is I'm not afraid of the answer, and I might believe you.
House md
I'm too old for this...