All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Tim: Wow, he's coming after those teens with a McCulloch 10-10S chainsaw; a damn fine choice. Nice job, ghoul!


Home Improvement

Timmy Turner: Note to self: Never break up with a girl in the violent gardening tool section.

The Fairly OddParents
...wise advice dr H....

Cliff: Boy, I guess it's true what they say, huh? There's a fine line between gardening and madness.

Cheers

'BDDWH' Presenter: Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of "Blood, Devastation, Death, War & Horror". And later we'll be talking to a man who DOES gardening. But our first guest tonight is a man who talks entirely in anagrams.

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Burglar: Must be one of those talking dolls.

ALF

Ameoba Boys: Voodoo dolls! Let the torture begin!

The Powerpuff Girls

Alfred Hitchcock: Oh, oh, good evening. I was just about to send greetings to an old friend. I'm sure modern, civilized methods of homicide are much more efficient. But I don't care for them. I abhor violence. That is why on this program we use stabbings, shootings and garrotings only when they are absolutely essential to the plot.
Or when the whim strikes us.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

ALF: That's it. I say we fight violence with violence. That's how we used to solve things back home.

ALF

Captain Spaulding: You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!

House of 1000 Corpses

Randy: There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to create a successful sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate - more blood, more gore - *carnage candy*. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead.

Scream 2