All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
John Cleese:
Monty Python's Flying Circus: Live at Aspen
and your imagination is worse...luckily, there's no internet thought-transferring/projecting powers yet...
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Saffie: Why can't you just go to the toilet like normal people?
Absolutely Fabulous
isn't it inside apples new ipad?
Les Creaseman: Oh, you mean like when you gotta go, you gotta go?
The Incredible Hulk
Were you one of the consultants or perhaps, a field trial participant, sweetie? 
Buster Baxter: This should protect you from those smelly diapers.
Arthur
nope I don't like this crap...it's for computer fools, I guess you belong to the target group
Toshimori Oda: <laughing> Wow! I survived thanks to my great bullet-proof vest!
Batoru rowaiaru
ppfftt....I don't waste my money on computer crap..but otoh, a magic mirror or a crystal ball, perhaps......
Columbus: (as he is sitting on the toilet in a public restroom and a zombie tries to crawl under the door to get him): It wasn't long before the zombies began to get clever. When you were at your most vulnerable, somehow they could just smell it. Don't let them catch you with your pants down. "Rule #3, beware of bathrooms."
Zombieland
as always delusions of grandeur be happy with your small, slow computer 
Co-worker: Sniff, sniff - Holy Christ Andrews, what's that smell ? you're stinking up the whole building.
Gary the Rat
hmm.....I think I prefer the Freudian slips...and my small slow computer might need some intense psychoanalysis...
Manny Bianco: I suggest you wash your own socks, if you can chisel them out of your shoes.
Black Books
or some larger maintenance...otherwise it's negligence of your warded computer...sure that it will need psychoanalysis later
Roz: Oh, please. I'm already looking for my stockings and trying to remember where I parked my car.
Frasier
oh please..after attempting to project your evil thoughts, my computer would really need some very expensive therapy later on...
Shelia Silver's Doctor: There maybe be some short-term memory loss. Studies show that most missing memory returns within six months. I also must tell you that there's a mortality rate: one in 20,000.
Beverly Hills, 90210
your computer is a wimp then