All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Zelos Wilder: Gah... I am so sad now.
Tales of Symphonia
Wonder Showzen Kid: How do you think laughter helps us heal our sadness?
Wonder Showzen
Lt. Jenna D'Sora: <nonplussed, then laughs> That's what I love about you, Data! You make me laugh.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Neelix: Alone, exiled, on a planet where the only form of communication... is laughter.
Star Trek: Voyager
Sandy Cheeks: It's easy if you approach it scientifically. Now, what is laughter?
SpongeBob SquarePants
News Anchor: We interrupt your laughter at other people's expense to bring you this news flash!
SpongeBob SquarePants
Jorge de Burgos: Laughter is a devilish wind which deforms, uh, the lineaments of the face and makes men look like monkeys.
The Name of the Rose
Sideshow Bob: Ahem. Heh, heh, heh. Hah, hah hah, hah hah! <laughter grows progressively more maniacal> HA! HA HA HA HA HA! HAAA! HAAA! HAAA! HAAAA!
The Simpsons
Edmund Blackadder: The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?
Blackadder II
and now a classic:
<a brain parasite that was attached to Fry's head is found dead>
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Poor little fella. Died of starvation.
Futurama
Adrian Monk: Q.E.D.: quod erat demonstrandum... thus it is proved.
Monk